Story of Divorce

The phone rings at 9 o’clock in the morning in an apartment in Pune. The husband picks up, pauses a moment as if hearing something, and says, “Don’tworry, I’ll be there on time,” and replaces the phone.

He then shouts to his wife, who is in the kitchen : “ I’m going out for some work. I’ll be back around one thirty or two for lunch.”

“Where are you going? You’ve taken leave today. Let’s go shopping; and then for lunch and a movie.”

“Please. Not today. I’ve taken leave just for this important thing.”

“Important thing? Where are you going?” the wife persists.

The husband knows now that he has no choice but to tell her. He knows his wife’s nature so well – she’s not going to rest till she find out. She’ll nag him to death until he tells her.

“I’m going to the Family Court,” he says.

“Family Court? Why?”
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Learn English the Hinglish way – International Literacy Awareness Mission

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Tips for Rash Driving on Indian Roads

What is this all about ? What the crap ? What the hell is wrong with Kuldeep ? Why is he writing on such a pathetic topic? While your mind is flooded with all these kinds of questions, there goes one more. Ever wondered how any people die just because of rash driving. I know what you are thinking now. Alright let me tell you.l I did some digging on this. We are number 1 yey ! According to World Road Statistic data 2007 around 1 million people died in road accident. Now what do you think how many of those 1 million people would have died because of their own mistakes. I would say not more than 50%. So how did the rest of the half a million people die in road accidents. The answer is they all died because some jackass was driving rash.
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India got Talent – An illiterate 15 year old kid speaking more than 15 languages

This guy’s name is Ravi. He sells Peacock feather Hand Fans near Hanging Garden, Hyderabad. He has been selling the Peacock Feather Hand Fans there ever since he was eight years old. The person who took this video is a tourist in India, who after taking the video uploaded on youtube. The person who took the video had already met Ravi 3 years ago and talks about it with Ravi if you watch the video closely. I came to know about it in a forum. People were sharing their favorite videos. I then searched for more videos of the same guy. Its really nice and just have a look a the videos and the guy who is so confident. This guy can speak various languages. In the video he will be speaking Spanish, English, Hindi, Iranian, Arabic, German, French and many other.  Just watch him. Its fun.

Ravi 2 Years ago :

And now :

Joke of the Day – Intelligent Santa and Banta

There were these two software engineer friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid.

So one of the friends called his driver:”Oye Santa Singh”. Santa Singh replied: “Ji praaJi” his boss said: “take this 100Rs, go to Showroom and buy a Mercedes Benz for me” Santa Singh said: Oh fikar hi na karo ji.mein abhi aaya”

The boss said to his friend in a winning tone.” See how stupid he is.he went to buy a Mercedes for only100Rs,”

The other friend said” Still my driver is more stupid” Then he called his driver Banta Singh and said” Go home and check if I’m there”.Huh? Banta singh said” ji mein abhi aata hoon dekh kar”.

His boss said “see my driver is more stupid. he can’t even realize tht how can i be at home if i m here”
Now Santa and Banta met on their way.

Santa: My boss is sooo stupid.he gave me 100Rs, to buy a mercedes.he does not even know that today is Sunday and all showrooms are closed.

Banta: My boss is even more stupid.. He sent me to check if he is home..he has a cell phone .he could have called home and check if he is there..??